Post by Mischa is my life! on Dec 19, 2007 0:32:47 GMT
Everyone post ONE WORD so that we can build up a story (Mischa related). Story ends at post #300.
Writing your last word in bold would be better, thanks! ENJOY!
THE #1 STORY:
Once upon a time Mischa Barton was getting dressed into a school girl uniform when Chia saw a boob popping out of her shirt. then Mischa said "What would you like to play with tonight?" Chia said "OMG let's go have a miracle baby together and let your heart become your own guide to live." Chia walked into the wall and forgot where she was. Mischa's minder Lozza entered the room carrying handcuffs and ran into Nuala's room just to check the hour. Then everybody said: "Why don't we go make some cookies?" but Mischa's clothes were wet from champagne, drool, and sweat. So we fainted from the smell. Irvin got excited soon after he saw Mischa coming from his favorite box in bra and jeans. Then she said " Sweetie, come join the party! There was just you when she noticed that she forgot to give Irvin a big car. In the meantime, everyone was having a shower because Cisco was eating poop! But nobody cared because they thought that Hakan was absolutely gorgeous. All at midnight Marissa suddenly decided to have a pizza with Marta and nothing was more wonderful than lurking around with some lads. All of a sudden a guy randomly bumped into Chia just after she said that he looked handsome, despite his massive feet. At the roundabout there were lots of paparazzi waiting for Mischa to wear a bikini. Mischa made herself turn around towards the nearest pole because she saw a museum, but unfortunately it closed down before she could buy a candy, when a dog flew above carring her above the trees. Then, suddenly Ziggy ran down the street to bite Nil because she was being chased by hundreds of cats carrying rabies. That's when we ran.
THE #2 STORY:
American idol was almost over when Mischa decided to call her best friend lozza about the new fish in the bedroom. All together they invited Perez to argue about Mischa. Perez thought that Mischa was pregnant from Chiara because she said that her stomach looked sexy and AMAZING. The fish thought that it was funny when Irvin said that he was going to give mischa a big emu. Then when everyone was sleeping, mischa went to her car to get a book about coffee. Mischa thought that she needed some caffeine. In the meantime, Chia was trying to find mischa's emu. Meanwhile, outside everyone started laughing at Irvin's matchmaker score with Mischa. Then we played hide and seek. Marissa said "I really love Ziggy". Charlie was sleeping when Mischa came to see if he was alive after seeing Nicole Richie's toes under the tree, but just as Mischa found her mexican monkey scratching his knee she decided to crawl under the table. Carrots were dancing in mischa's handbag because it was orange. Funnily enough, everyone started playing Uno because Sundance was over and totally hairy shoes were making out with Lozza and her rectangle. When we figured out that Chia had a ticket to Mischa's squash party, everyone was happy. Until suddenly a knock at the door, scared by the voice, mischa ran into Olivia's arms to make love into the night. The Mischaitis killed over fifteen chickens and twenty red monkeys. It was all smelly in the bed because no one had showered for days. It was Mischa's house that was being evacuated because of the extreamly orange walls which were way too close. During the screening of Virgin Territory Mischa saw Chiara drooling over her and she was smiling. That's when everyone came over the bed together and jumped.
THE #3 STORY:
Mischa was just going to the coconut toilet when she found her african child sitting on a spaghetti chair with some paparazzi. Irvin said "What is that spot on Chia?" It actually looked like Mischa! Everyone went out to catch a plane to Mischaland. We love to visit there because everyone can be so crazy. Lozza above mischa was playing cards with Nuala and Ziggy, it seemed like someone went into the bath and swallowed shampoo. It bubbled up from the washstand and covered all Mischaland except where cars fly above the river. Suddenly, a fish hopped on a keds poster signed by Evan Jo. We danced passionately for all days until Nuala thought we should stop. Mischaland was very hot today, maybe it was because Mischa was naked. We started to queue up in two's when a noise came from Chia. Everyone laughed at the dress that she wore because it reminded them of Evan Jo's red glasses. The director said: "I want a big Onion Award for you". Ziggy agreed to Mischa's probation because it was fair. At midnight, suddenly twenty lawyers arrived singing "Hallelujah". Almost everyone cried because Mischa sang "California". She was amazing, then all of us skipped rope until we fainted. Hania rescued Mischa from the hands of Chiara, but giant birds stopped next to them to roast chestnuts. It became clear that everyone wanted fruit. So we collected mangos and grapes. When the weather was stormy, a stylist arrived to change Mischa's umbrella with chocolate. All the wine was gone so Irvin drank, stumbled and fell on a bra that belonged to Nuala. Then Chiara vomited something up because Ziggy found a multicoloured spider. Everyone cried because Mischa is now taken. That is how the family feels about Meesh!
THE #4 STORY:
Mischaforums is the BEST thing that was invented because it makes us feel stalkers. Everyday Mischa shows how beautiful and sexy she is. Everybody drools about being in touch with the beautiful creature. We knew that Mischa has always been Queen of Universe! The gang at midnight went to clubs with Mischa and they stopped in a zoo. Meesh said: "I Love my Army because they fight so hard for my body". Then Irvin jumped over the fence and shouted "YAY, I want four kisses on my wrist and neck before I die!" Suddenly, a few bears crawled into Taylor's bed instead of Cisco's. Mischa turned and saw some paps following Evan Jo into the kitchen where dinner was being thrown. We thought everyone had a blast because Nuala belched loudly after Paul said that he had a son that ate cheese. Suddenly, Lozza and Ziggy appeared from the fog and they stopped when Mischa said: "Please take me to Chiara's room as she's just drooling over the Bebe posters and would love to give me a piece of herself." Then Irvin said: "Wow, this sounds like a plan". But Nuala didn't agree she should go to the gym because she is perfect to her. Every day we have this conversation about Mischa's gorgeous cellulite. It looks like ricotta was on Taylor's nose because he kept burying his face in a dish of manicotti. Mischa said: "What is this guy fixing in my room?" Everyone looked shocked when Jo Wood announced that she is dating Nuala. Instead of hugging Nuala, Mischa ran towards Olivia and asked her to give Chiara a massive, passionate kiss. Then everybody hugged a gorilla which was about to fly over some paparazzi. Meanwhile, Hania was talking to Zoe about the court date and she won.
THE #5 STORY:
The night was passing quickly while we danced with Mischa at her Oscar party. She looked mischievously sexy at Chiara before the light. Sometimes, you go to bed without a pajama top on the nightstand but everyone has realized that this night would be amazing because Mischa promised to perform an extravagant dance. While Mischa was brushing her bra with soap, Ashley was calling her teacher because she needed five books about cats and emus. "Oh my God, look at the expression on Mischa's boob. Suddenly, Chiara went to get Mischa's Oscar when she saw twenty fans lying on a big coffin. They tasted delicious especially the really sweet liver and vegetables from Australia. Someone said: "Why don't we follow Nuala into the darkness and sing 'Happy Days' with some homeless people at Mischa's aquarium. Then we all decided that we should spend all our money on Mischa's sexy voice, so she sang a beautiful Halloween song. Meanwhile, everyone realized Mischa had a very wet t-shirt with a picture of Irvin marrying Chiara that was taken on board Ashley's yacht. The night was hot because of all the sex. People were sweating all over the disco floor while Mischa held her handbag. Lozza tried to make some meatballs but Ziggy halted the proceedings because there was too much pepper in the chocolate sauce. "Hey Paris, go have some lard" said Ashley. Mischa laughed so hard that her shoulder purpled up against the wall. Everyone was exhausted from the hot afternoon, so Doctor Issie Stevens questions the existence of Josh and claims that he is dead. Chiara celebrated Josh's funeral while laughing and dancing. Irvin went to get beer and the pizza. Mischa loves the pepperoni knickers over the top shelf because pepperoni is missing.
THE #6 STORY:
Ziggy was sad because Charlie took pics of her and Nuala swimming in the bowl of jelly that Mischa filled. So we ate pork soup with dumplings it was spicy chicken paper. Maree finished her cheeseburger and felt like vomiting on Taylor because he was late for their date. Joyce joined the Army because Mischa needed all the help she could get and Chiara wanted so much music. Everyone then finished their crisps before they were soggy. Irvin went looking for Mischa's love of life and eventually he found out that it was acting. Then, everyone sang Untouched and touched Mischa's heart with the lyrics. Ashley decided to punch everyone in the wallets because she wanted excitement and money. Just after singing, everyone waved their flags and money because they were too wasted and they wanted to go swimming with Britney. Nuala said: "Don't give me any tissue Laura, I have already sneezed on Taylor". Mischa was very excited about Chiara's plan to visit Paris Hilton. She then ate thirteen fried chickens because she assumed her stomach would sing love songs. The pool of Italy looks unbelievably watery since Mischa has taken water into Venice when she swam in Heaven. Everyone except Charlie forced the waitress to get jiggy with Lozza under the table. Irvin noticed that Taylor had a scar on his tongue and his penis from when he had given Mischa a milkshake almost flew across the graveyard. Nuala thought Taylor was drunk because he vomited all over wardrobe with chunks of meatloaf and sperm. When Mischa said: "I want to love Chiara until forever because she truly has stolen my heart." Everyone agreed that Mischa should digest her favourite pasta before she went to Heaven because God loves when people make mistakes because it's cool!.
Once
Writing your last word in bold would be better, thanks! ENJOY!
THE #1 STORY:
Once upon a time Mischa Barton was getting dressed into a school girl uniform when Chia saw a boob popping out of her shirt. then Mischa said "What would you like to play with tonight?" Chia said "OMG let's go have a miracle baby together and let your heart become your own guide to live." Chia walked into the wall and forgot where she was. Mischa's minder Lozza entered the room carrying handcuffs and ran into Nuala's room just to check the hour. Then everybody said: "Why don't we go make some cookies?" but Mischa's clothes were wet from champagne, drool, and sweat. So we fainted from the smell. Irvin got excited soon after he saw Mischa coming from his favorite box in bra and jeans. Then she said " Sweetie, come join the party! There was just you when she noticed that she forgot to give Irvin a big car. In the meantime, everyone was having a shower because Cisco was eating poop! But nobody cared because they thought that Hakan was absolutely gorgeous. All at midnight Marissa suddenly decided to have a pizza with Marta and nothing was more wonderful than lurking around with some lads. All of a sudden a guy randomly bumped into Chia just after she said that he looked handsome, despite his massive feet. At the roundabout there were lots of paparazzi waiting for Mischa to wear a bikini. Mischa made herself turn around towards the nearest pole because she saw a museum, but unfortunately it closed down before she could buy a candy, when a dog flew above carring her above the trees. Then, suddenly Ziggy ran down the street to bite Nil because she was being chased by hundreds of cats carrying rabies. That's when we ran.
THE #2 STORY:
American idol was almost over when Mischa decided to call her best friend lozza about the new fish in the bedroom. All together they invited Perez to argue about Mischa. Perez thought that Mischa was pregnant from Chiara because she said that her stomach looked sexy and AMAZING. The fish thought that it was funny when Irvin said that he was going to give mischa a big emu. Then when everyone was sleeping, mischa went to her car to get a book about coffee. Mischa thought that she needed some caffeine. In the meantime, Chia was trying to find mischa's emu. Meanwhile, outside everyone started laughing at Irvin's matchmaker score with Mischa. Then we played hide and seek. Marissa said "I really love Ziggy". Charlie was sleeping when Mischa came to see if he was alive after seeing Nicole Richie's toes under the tree, but just as Mischa found her mexican monkey scratching his knee she decided to crawl under the table. Carrots were dancing in mischa's handbag because it was orange. Funnily enough, everyone started playing Uno because Sundance was over and totally hairy shoes were making out with Lozza and her rectangle. When we figured out that Chia had a ticket to Mischa's squash party, everyone was happy. Until suddenly a knock at the door, scared by the voice, mischa ran into Olivia's arms to make love into the night. The Mischaitis killed over fifteen chickens and twenty red monkeys. It was all smelly in the bed because no one had showered for days. It was Mischa's house that was being evacuated because of the extreamly orange walls which were way too close. During the screening of Virgin Territory Mischa saw Chiara drooling over her and she was smiling. That's when everyone came over the bed together and jumped.
THE #3 STORY:
Mischa was just going to the coconut toilet when she found her african child sitting on a spaghetti chair with some paparazzi. Irvin said "What is that spot on Chia?" It actually looked like Mischa! Everyone went out to catch a plane to Mischaland. We love to visit there because everyone can be so crazy. Lozza above mischa was playing cards with Nuala and Ziggy, it seemed like someone went into the bath and swallowed shampoo. It bubbled up from the washstand and covered all Mischaland except where cars fly above the river. Suddenly, a fish hopped on a keds poster signed by Evan Jo. We danced passionately for all days until Nuala thought we should stop. Mischaland was very hot today, maybe it was because Mischa was naked. We started to queue up in two's when a noise came from Chia. Everyone laughed at the dress that she wore because it reminded them of Evan Jo's red glasses. The director said: "I want a big Onion Award for you". Ziggy agreed to Mischa's probation because it was fair. At midnight, suddenly twenty lawyers arrived singing "Hallelujah". Almost everyone cried because Mischa sang "California". She was amazing, then all of us skipped rope until we fainted. Hania rescued Mischa from the hands of Chiara, but giant birds stopped next to them to roast chestnuts. It became clear that everyone wanted fruit. So we collected mangos and grapes. When the weather was stormy, a stylist arrived to change Mischa's umbrella with chocolate. All the wine was gone so Irvin drank, stumbled and fell on a bra that belonged to Nuala. Then Chiara vomited something up because Ziggy found a multicoloured spider. Everyone cried because Mischa is now taken. That is how the family feels about Meesh!
THE #4 STORY:
Mischaforums is the BEST thing that was invented because it makes us feel stalkers. Everyday Mischa shows how beautiful and sexy she is. Everybody drools about being in touch with the beautiful creature. We knew that Mischa has always been Queen of Universe! The gang at midnight went to clubs with Mischa and they stopped in a zoo. Meesh said: "I Love my Army because they fight so hard for my body". Then Irvin jumped over the fence and shouted "YAY, I want four kisses on my wrist and neck before I die!" Suddenly, a few bears crawled into Taylor's bed instead of Cisco's. Mischa turned and saw some paps following Evan Jo into the kitchen where dinner was being thrown. We thought everyone had a blast because Nuala belched loudly after Paul said that he had a son that ate cheese. Suddenly, Lozza and Ziggy appeared from the fog and they stopped when Mischa said: "Please take me to Chiara's room as she's just drooling over the Bebe posters and would love to give me a piece of herself." Then Irvin said: "Wow, this sounds like a plan". But Nuala didn't agree she should go to the gym because she is perfect to her. Every day we have this conversation about Mischa's gorgeous cellulite. It looks like ricotta was on Taylor's nose because he kept burying his face in a dish of manicotti. Mischa said: "What is this guy fixing in my room?" Everyone looked shocked when Jo Wood announced that she is dating Nuala. Instead of hugging Nuala, Mischa ran towards Olivia and asked her to give Chiara a massive, passionate kiss. Then everybody hugged a gorilla which was about to fly over some paparazzi. Meanwhile, Hania was talking to Zoe about the court date and she won.
THE #5 STORY:
The night was passing quickly while we danced with Mischa at her Oscar party. She looked mischievously sexy at Chiara before the light. Sometimes, you go to bed without a pajama top on the nightstand but everyone has realized that this night would be amazing because Mischa promised to perform an extravagant dance. While Mischa was brushing her bra with soap, Ashley was calling her teacher because she needed five books about cats and emus. "Oh my God, look at the expression on Mischa's boob. Suddenly, Chiara went to get Mischa's Oscar when she saw twenty fans lying on a big coffin. They tasted delicious especially the really sweet liver and vegetables from Australia. Someone said: "Why don't we follow Nuala into the darkness and sing 'Happy Days' with some homeless people at Mischa's aquarium. Then we all decided that we should spend all our money on Mischa's sexy voice, so she sang a beautiful Halloween song. Meanwhile, everyone realized Mischa had a very wet t-shirt with a picture of Irvin marrying Chiara that was taken on board Ashley's yacht. The night was hot because of all the sex. People were sweating all over the disco floor while Mischa held her handbag. Lozza tried to make some meatballs but Ziggy halted the proceedings because there was too much pepper in the chocolate sauce. "Hey Paris, go have some lard" said Ashley. Mischa laughed so hard that her shoulder purpled up against the wall. Everyone was exhausted from the hot afternoon, so Doctor Issie Stevens questions the existence of Josh and claims that he is dead. Chiara celebrated Josh's funeral while laughing and dancing. Irvin went to get beer and the pizza. Mischa loves the pepperoni knickers over the top shelf because pepperoni is missing.
THE #6 STORY:
Ziggy was sad because Charlie took pics of her and Nuala swimming in the bowl of jelly that Mischa filled. So we ate pork soup with dumplings it was spicy chicken paper. Maree finished her cheeseburger and felt like vomiting on Taylor because he was late for their date. Joyce joined the Army because Mischa needed all the help she could get and Chiara wanted so much music. Everyone then finished their crisps before they were soggy. Irvin went looking for Mischa's love of life and eventually he found out that it was acting. Then, everyone sang Untouched and touched Mischa's heart with the lyrics. Ashley decided to punch everyone in the wallets because she wanted excitement and money. Just after singing, everyone waved their flags and money because they were too wasted and they wanted to go swimming with Britney. Nuala said: "Don't give me any tissue Laura, I have already sneezed on Taylor". Mischa was very excited about Chiara's plan to visit Paris Hilton. She then ate thirteen fried chickens because she assumed her stomach would sing love songs. The pool of Italy looks unbelievably watery since Mischa has taken water into Venice when she swam in Heaven. Everyone except Charlie forced the waitress to get jiggy with Lozza under the table. Irvin noticed that Taylor had a scar on his tongue and his penis from when he had given Mischa a milkshake almost flew across the graveyard. Nuala thought Taylor was drunk because he vomited all over wardrobe with chunks of meatloaf and sperm. When Mischa said: "I want to love Chiara until forever because she truly has stolen my heart." Everyone agreed that Mischa should digest her favourite pasta before she went to Heaven because God loves when people make mistakes because it's cool!.
Once